L Ron Hubbard, a mid-class sci-fi writer who always wrote about aliens founded a religon called scientology. It is this spiritial enlightenment or something which sorts of puts down all the religons. IT GOES LIKE THIS: ONCE UPON A TIME, A EVIL GALATIC WARLORD DECIDED TO END THE UNIVERSE SO HE TAKES EVERY SPECIES IN THE UNIVERSE AND FREEZES THEM. THEN HE DUMPS THEM IN THE VOLCANO OF HAWAII. EVEN THROUGH THE ALIEN'S BODIES WERE BURNED INTO CARBON, THEIR SOULS STILL REMAINED. SO THE GALATIC WARLORD TOOK SOME SATALITE DISHES AND SUCKED THEM INSIDE OF IT. THAN HE TAKES THEM INTO A MIND WARPING CHAMBER AND ERASES THEIR THOUGHTS AND GIVES THEM COUNTLESS HOURS OF RELIGOUSE TELIVISION. THAN HE SETS THEM FREE AND THEY SOON FIND THEMSELVES INTO THE MINDS OF MEN. This is the point of Scientology according to SouthPark. Corect me if im wrong.