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A group of blondes came in chanting into a restaurant "28 days, 28 days, it took us only 28 days!" Everyone wondered why they were so happy and chanting "28 days". Finally a waiter goes up to them and asked them. "What took you 28 days?" and one of the blonde replies back "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 5 - 10 years!" lol
 
A lady takes her three sons to enroll in school. The teacher asks. What are your sons names? The lady says. This boys name is Leroy, this other boys name is Leroy and Leroy here is my third sons name. The teacher says. Isn't it confusing having all of your sons named the same? The lady says. Oh no! it makes things a lot easier you see when it's time for lunch I just holler out the door Leroy! it's time for lunch, and they all come a runnin. When it's time for dinner I just holler out the door Leroy! it's time for dinner and they all come a runnin. The teacher asks. Well what do you do when you want a specific boy? The lady says. Oh! well then I just holler out their last name.
 
meh it's kind of dull to tell you a joke without talking to you. Just watch this stand up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnJMXBxAULU&feature=related
 
A 19 year old man is accused of hacking into more than 500 thousand Facebook accounts and sending nearly 27 million unwanted messages.

If convicted he faces up to 6 years hard labour in FarmVille.
 
What's the difference between a refrigerator and Yo Momma?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when I take my meat out of it.
 
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