shit im fucked

[spoiledbrat788]

ok. So every morning I wake up and rub off my morning wood. I have a special blanket to spill my knuckle babies into. My mom found it and gave it to my baby cousin. What should i do.

 

[Hellieeeee]

call chris hansen.

 

[JustCallMeAaron]

hahahah

 

[terrelsmyman]

Wait until the kid grows up, then tell them.

 

[TessH]

why are you fucked? let your cousin use it.

 

[BigBadWolf]

You"re bigger than your cousin, push him down and take it back!

 

[dangitydang]

Well maybe you should think about it this way, your sk33t blanket will be wrapping your cousin's body tightly at night, maybe even some chewing on it.

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

hey motherfucker! get some sleep! youve been up as long as me.

 

[RomanceGirl]

that would bring me massive LuLz

fucked you are not

 

[Shakelnlbake]

lolz

 

[majorjohnson931]

Maybe learn to get your lazy ass up and wash your fucking hands when your done???

 

[newegraduate]

your baby cousin is fucked. not you.

 

[yamahaqi]

be the bigger man and kick his ass

 

[emiteemergency]

this reminds me of the times when my dogs would always pull my skeet rag from under the bed and rip it up in front of everyone in the living room.

damn dogs caused me a lot of trouble... i mean, there were so many holes my skeet went everywhere!

 

[timothy_holt123]

haha

 

[FlaChic]

cool story hansel, i'm loling all over, thats great shit.

 

[lightningfreshetm]

i cant stop laughing.

 

[Bandoora]

I don't know about you but it gets on more than your hands...

 

[JuneD]

Steal it back and wash it? :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: SPERM BABY!

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

next time he pisses you off, shove it in his mouth