shit im fucked

[GeneralBetzon]

Just laugh.

 

[hannahxbanana11]

you need to clean up your act!

 

[Melen]

Hahahahahahahah, let him suck on it until he is old enough, then cum on it while hes watching and he will flip out and then tell him that you were just adding more of what was already there.

 

[robbiel5675]

thats nasty

 

[MissMimiMarquez]

Haha what if that turns into his security blanket and he carries it every where and you will always know he is carrying around skeet rag.

 

[dat_dude32]

how did his mom not notice the sperm???

i smell shens.

 

[Countrygal]

ahahahahahahaha

 

[jonathan927111]

your cousin is going to get pregnant.

 

[StinkyMonkey]

ya kno babys cant get pregnant...



Use a pillow case instead...jk

 

[MongMagnett]

have you ever tried to get a baby pregnant? didnt think so bitch.


i have.

 

[OzzyOsbourneFantt]

Yessssss.

 

[RudyT]

Did it work?

 

[Abz]

is a pigs pussy pork?

 

[jsimp7891]

omg i love this thread

 

[volleyballpro129]

I guess.

 

[joshface]

you bet your ass it is.


you can also bet your ass on the fact that the mother of my child is 1 year old.

 

[MzP]

Quiet now, go back to rapping. I want another classic, dedicated to me.

 

[donnaelisle]

talk to my client mg baby, im just the manager.

 

[ZainD]

lol, thats hilarious

 

[DukeFlare]

i gots a better one, so two girls gave my brother head in the back of his car and he came in there mouths and shit and they needed somthing to spit it in/wash there mouth out, they used a half full mountain dew bottle in the backseat. On the way to practice the next day my buddy that video's is in the back seat drinkin a mountain dew when my brother goes, "did you buy that" and he goes "no i found it under the seat." my brother goes "EWWW DUDE YOUR DRINKIN MY DICK!" the moral of this true story is, always ask before you drink.