Should I parody the Chris Crocker "Leave Britney Alone" rant on behalf

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mmmmmmmmm12

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of Jessica Simpson's bootylicious bod?
I think Jessica actually looks better now that she has put on some weight. I think she should keep it.
 
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Dylan

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It would be funny, but the first mistake in your question is saying Jessica has a bootylicious bod. She's hot. She's always been hot. She is still hot. Those pants were a nightmare, though. Say all you want, they made her look pretty bad. She's not a full-figured woman at all. Those pants did nothing for her and that's all it boils down to. She needs to get her old wardrobe assistants back because these country ones aren't doing anything for her.
 
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LeRoy

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well, she does look more chubbier , to be honest. but let's be realistic here, with her current body, she won't be on the cover on bikini magazines in the near future,..looks like she's drooping over her belt line, which is not really centerfold material, but hey, maybe her clothing are just really loose. she probably still look great in a bikini
 
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