Which is the funniest/best...and which is the dumbest/worst?
“How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.”
Dwight David Eisenhower quotes
'There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!' Groucho Marx
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy - Danny McGorty
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it - Gene Perret
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. - Gene Perret
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: Six Saturdays, One Sunday
Happiness is being retired and spending all of my kids' inheritance before I die!
- Author Unknown
I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
- Unknown wise person
I’m retired. You on the other hand have to go to work.
- Unknown wise person
"Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time."- J. Lubbock "Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf" - Gene Perret
"Retirement, a time to do what you want to do, When you want to do it, where you want to do it, and, how you want to do it."- Catherine Pulsifer
"Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself"- Hartman Jule
— "Retirement: World's longest coffee break." Unknown Author
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender." — Vince Lombardi
“How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.”
Dwight David Eisenhower quotes
'There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!' Groucho Marx
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy - Danny McGorty
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it - Gene Perret
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. - Gene Perret
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: Six Saturdays, One Sunday
Happiness is being retired and spending all of my kids' inheritance before I die!
- Author Unknown
I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
- Unknown wise person
I’m retired. You on the other hand have to go to work.
- Unknown wise person
"Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time."- J. Lubbock "Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf" - Gene Perret
"Retirement, a time to do what you want to do, When you want to do it, where you want to do it, and, how you want to do it."- Catherine Pulsifer
"Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself"- Hartman Jule
— "Retirement: World's longest coffee break." Unknown Author
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender." — Vince Lombardi