My question would be, what should I do with them? I understand I could slowly consume said sauce, but what be more entertaining to the rest of society?
have a fiesta at your house and have taco bell sauce contest....
1. who can eat the most in 1 min?
or
2. have the can w/ them and have people guess how many are in it. whoever guesses the closest number gets the can...
...now it's their problem. Problem (for you) solved!