So what have you named your schlong?

[JCt[PunkRockGirl]]

I call mine dick johnson

 

[fredvpetersons]

I didn't name mine because I'm not a tool.

 

[NancyA]

the punisher.

 

[AndiC]

Conan.

 

[fredBiscuits]

Matt damon

 

[Haloengel]

Thor's Hammer
Meathammer
Weapon of ass destruction
etc

 

[Iknow:]]

The Anti Rape-X

 

[Vedant002]

hot karl

 

[mattegloss]

Robert Julius Oppenheimer

I tend to destroy things unintentionally...

 

[true_metal]

bevarian beef stick

 

[dredrerawks]

the shy turtle

 

[xxxexxx]

Osama

 

[SilentScope]

needle dick

It's just a joke between me and my friends because my dick actually looks like a rusty nail.

 

[RocketScientologist]

................:ugh:

 

[tearmyheartopen]

spanky

 

[Samanthalovesbirds]

red october

 

[Zombies8myCat]

Captain America.

I kid you not.

 

[LittleBunny]

megatron.

 

[kkk]

beat me

 

[AnimalsAreCool]

Big nick and the twins.