So what have you named your schlong?

[Patience]

i named my cock Pbplaya.

 

[DillonS]

Collosus the Destroyer

 

[gottaluvit93]

ezekial jesus ezekial

 

[KevinV]

Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz.

 

[coka1000]

Sir Primus. It's knighted.

 

[nmber1skater]

:facepalm:

 

[super_deformed_girl]

tiny tim

 

[EdwardT]

itty bitty city chick

 

[RaineyG]

I named mine tiny just to upset it. It got mad and ate through my matress last night.

 

[Dymek]

Taco Bell.

 

[Scullycj]

my "porn" name is "Trouser Anaconda" if that counts for anything..

 

[ivegotaquestion]

moderately-warm karl and the thundercats

 

[Julia]

yes, it speaks in random off topic sentences and often kills

 

[flyingbanana]

:dodgyrun:

 

[mwonxd]

 

[poodlepups]

james westworth :nododgy:

 

[erikkka]

delilah

 

[Brunette_girl]

I luld

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

I don't want to know why.

 

[Weesy]

I named mine Bill. It started up Bill's plumbing service.