So what have you named your schlong?

[ShakibR]

my pee pee

 

[sarahtsorrowinmysoult]

mine has two:
captain morgan, because everyone wants some captain in 'em
or
secret, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

 

[Looeezee]

Frank

 

[nookiebear]

we named my bf's george.

 

[Persil]

Hercules

 

[MreDurp]

highoutput
this is my cocks username.

 

[Magicent]

johnson

 

[krazy4games]

You better.

 

[PrairieGirl]

Jack the Ripper

amidoingthisright?

 

[loviedabs]

the octagon...

 

[Truelilaznkid]

im too busy fapping to name it

 

[MarthaB]

I've never named my penis, but it has been called "beefchuck", and "hector" by two different girls.

 

[misscassie1226]

:tup:

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

.

 

[spicyt]

The Cervix Destroyer

 

[InsaneBassist]

lol

 

[catdogcatdog]

Man Eater

 

[PrincessPurple]

Paragon

 

[marielle]

Thor the Conquerer :tup:

 

[mcprettypantz]

Women have called it "The Incredible Bulk" "Johnny Hardmember" and "Balls McLong Cock"