I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~ Woody Allen.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
~ Woodrow Wyatt.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon- it's time to cash in.
~ Mae West.
It is impossible to love and be wise.
~ Francis Bacon.
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