I honestly get most jokes, but this is the first time in a while I don't get it !
And its reaaally frustrating..
"Men think about sex every nine seconds. Which is why I eat hot dogs in under eight seconds...so it doesn't get weird"
lol so the guy doesnt look at her and think about a BJ when she's eating that hot dog, and if a guy thinks about sex every nine seconds than he most likely will so she has to eat it within 8
Did a man say it? If so, it could mean that if he is around other guys, he is not eating a hot dog while they are thinking abut sex, so it does not occur to these other guys that he would be good at certain things.
IN THEORY if a man watches you eat a hot dog and it's been nine seconds he'll start thinking of blow jobs since they think of sex every nine seconds.obviously this isn't actually true, and eating a hot dog in under 9 seconds wont mean that a man wont think of blow jobs and such