OUR TROOPS PROVE THAT THEY'VE RETAINED THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR
You may be a Taliban if....''
1. you refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes .
3. you have more wifes then teeth.
4. you wipe your behind with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean.
5. you think vests come in two styles; bullet-proof and suicide.
6. you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing .
8. you were amazed to discover that cell phones have other uses than setting off roadside bombs
9. you have nothing against woman and think every man should own at least one .
10. you always had a crush on your neighbors goat.
11. you hide behind women and children if you see a marine.
12. you believe that as soon as you martyr yourself , Allah will furnish you with
78 young virgins -but you'd rather have a goat or sheep.
You may be a Taliban if....''
1. you refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes .
3. you have more wifes then teeth.
4. you wipe your behind with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean.
5. you think vests come in two styles; bullet-proof and suicide.
6. you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing .
8. you were amazed to discover that cell phones have other uses than setting off roadside bombs
9. you have nothing against woman and think every man should own at least one .
10. you always had a crush on your neighbors goat.
11. you hide behind women and children if you see a marine.
12. you believe that as soon as you martyr yourself , Allah will furnish you with
78 young virgins -but you'd rather have a goat or sheep.