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Monk: "Save me, oh lord, from the wrath of the Norseman."
Ódinn: "You talking to me? You must be talking to me because I am the only lord up here."
Monk: "Oh, so you will take me in after I die?"
Ódinn: "Put up a brave fight and I might let yo...u join Einherjar."Monk: "How do I do that? How do I fight? Can't I just fill out a form or pray to you instead or something?"
Ódinn: "No, you must fight bravely to join Einherjar."
Monk: "Why?"
Ódinn: "Because it is a mandatory requirement."
Monk: "Can't you make an exception for me because I am not a fighter?"
Ódinn: "Thor it is hammer time!"
thor: "Application rejected!"
A loud thump sound is heard. Viking:
Saying to himself standing baffled over a body of a dead monk. "What
just happened? I didn't even touch that monk with my knife. I just
asked where the local market is and he is mysteriously crushed to
death. Oh, well I cannot be bothered with this I must ask the next monk
then."Needless to say the viking asks all the monks in the
monastery the same question and it always ends the same way. So when
the last monk has mysteriously died the viking decides to take
everything of value from the monastery and heads back home with his
friends. When he comes home he tells a tall tale about monks
that mysteriously die if they are spoken to in a monastery on an island
named Lindisfarne.
Ódinn: "You talking to me? You must be talking to me because I am the only lord up here."
Monk: "Oh, so you will take me in after I die?"
Ódinn: "Put up a brave fight and I might let yo...u join Einherjar."Monk: "How do I do that? How do I fight? Can't I just fill out a form or pray to you instead or something?"
Ódinn: "No, you must fight bravely to join Einherjar."
Monk: "Why?"
Ódinn: "Because it is a mandatory requirement."
Monk: "Can't you make an exception for me because I am not a fighter?"
Ódinn: "Thor it is hammer time!"
thor: "Application rejected!"
A loud thump sound is heard. Viking:
Saying to himself standing baffled over a body of a dead monk. "What
just happened? I didn't even touch that monk with my knife. I just
asked where the local market is and he is mysteriously crushed to
death. Oh, well I cannot be bothered with this I must ask the next monk
then."Needless to say the viking asks all the monks in the
monastery the same question and it always ends the same way. So when
the last monk has mysteriously died the viking decides to take
everything of value from the monastery and heads back home with his
friends. When he comes home he tells a tall tale about monks
that mysteriously die if they are spoken to in a monastery on an island
named Lindisfarne.