like to answer them? 1. Does this make me look fat? My A: Nahh just your a$$, which I love.
2. Are you made at me? My A:No, but you are mad.( as in crazy)
3. Are we ever gonna get married? My A: Are we ever gonna get married? is starting to sound like are we there yet babe.
4. Why don't you listen to me? My A: The same reason you don't watch porn with me.
5. Why do watch football on Sundays instead of coming to church with me? My A: Because I have more faith in the The football, the sons of Manning and the Holy Cow what a play.
6. Will you stop putting your hand down your pants on the couch? My A: only if you start doing it for me.
7. How old do I look? My A: Old enough to start taking a ride on a broomstick to go collesct a Social Security check.
8. Do you still love me? My A: Yes and I made myself a psychiatrist appointment this morning so maybe the Dr. can figure out why.
9. Don't...Stop!!! My A: OK. I won't stop.
10. Why do you watch porn? My A: Because old habbitts die "hard", which you don't make my c*ck half the time.
I never said any of these things to my woman and never would, but I have thought about saying these to these pain in the a$$ femenine Q's. And good guess, but wrong I am not sexually frustrated in the least. With your answer I'd guess you have a very strong femenine side or are gay. But your probably just a gentleman, while I sometimes am, but am usually faking it.
2. Are you made at me? My A:No, but you are mad.( as in crazy)
3. Are we ever gonna get married? My A: Are we ever gonna get married? is starting to sound like are we there yet babe.
4. Why don't you listen to me? My A: The same reason you don't watch porn with me.
5. Why do watch football on Sundays instead of coming to church with me? My A: Because I have more faith in the The football, the sons of Manning and the Holy Cow what a play.
6. Will you stop putting your hand down your pants on the couch? My A: only if you start doing it for me.
7. How old do I look? My A: Old enough to start taking a ride on a broomstick to go collesct a Social Security check.
8. Do you still love me? My A: Yes and I made myself a psychiatrist appointment this morning so maybe the Dr. can figure out why.
9. Don't...Stop!!! My A: OK. I won't stop.
10. Why do you watch porn? My A: Because old habbitts die "hard", which you don't make my c*ck half the time.
I never said any of these things to my woman and never would, but I have thought about saying these to these pain in the a$$ femenine Q's. And good guess, but wrong I am not sexually frustrated in the least. With your answer I'd guess you have a very strong femenine side or are gay. But your probably just a gentleman, while I sometimes am, but am usually faking it.