Miss Smith: *clears throat* bicycle for one x
Chef: New Name - are you having an identity crisis?
Smithy: ooohhh...How many times did you ring your bell? Hee hee!!
When I met this girl off the internet , thing is by the time she turned up I had a bit to drink and she invited herself back to my flat. One thing led to another and I was riding up and down the cobbles. The love affair did not last long ended up getting saddle sore.