Tell me ALL the blonde jokes you know of!!!!?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel over his crotch and walks up and orders a drink.
The bartender says: "ok, but I gotta know, what's with the steering wheel?"
The pirate replies: "Yarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
 
Q. Why did the blond climb over the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side

A blond walks into a doctor and says "Doctor I've broken every bone in my body!" She says, "Look it hurts *touches leg* here, and *touches arms* and *touches face* here!!"

"You've broken your finger" The doctor says.
 
So there was this blonde in a bus, and she wanted to fart and figured the music was loud enough for no one to hear it so she just farted.
When she got off the bus, she realized that she was listening to her ipod.
 
a blonde walks into a shop, and pointing at it says "can i have that TV"
the sale rep says "go home your blonde"
she comes the next day her hair black and says "can i have that TV" again the sales rep says "go home your blonde"
she dyes her hair red and comes back the next, and says "can i have that TV?" and again the sales rep tells her to go home
when she asks him how he knows shes blonde
he says "cos thats a microwave not a TV"
 
This isn't a blonde joke, but its funny.

A woman is on a quiz show. At the end of the show she gets told that on the next show, which will take place live the following evening, there will be a secret question. If she gets this right then she will receive £100,000. She goes to tell her husband, and he suggests sneaking into the TV studio to find out the question, and cheat their way to victory. So the husband sneaks into the studio. He finds out the question is:

"What are three main parts of the male anatomy?"

Upon hearing this, the wife does not know the answer, but he says its easy. Its head, heart and penis. So she tries to remember. Throughout the night she keeps waking up forgetting what the answer is. Several times he reminds her of the answer... "head, heart, penis." In the morning, she forgets the answer again, so her husband reminds her. She keeps forgetting throughout the day, so she keeps getting reminded.

On the TV show that's live, she gets asked the question:
"What are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds, starting now."
"10, 9"
"The head?"
"Correct, 7, 6"
"The heart?"
"Correct, 4"
Then the woman bursts out:

"Oh no, I can't remember. I had it drilled into me so many times last night, and this morning, it was on the tip of my tongue."

"That's close enough. You have won £100,000!!!"
 
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