give me your best jokes i love to hear them
yo mama so fat that she fell in love and broke it
yo mama so fat when she stoped eatting for a day the stock market drops
yo mama so poor she strips at chuckie cheese for tokens
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
yo mama so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
yo mama so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
some jokes i like by people who posted in thread
joke by:Irish916
your mom is so fat she has serious health problems
Joke by: Pballer56
Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Joke by: ion.reaper
This guy walks into a bar and he sees a sign above the bar that says:
Ham Sandwich:5$
Cheese Sandwich:2$
Hand Job:10$
the man walks up to the super hot waitress and says " are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"sure" she answers with a devilish smile
To which the man replys "ok then go and wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"
Joke Bykenoman
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
Joke ByVirginiakid89
Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word ’Definitely’ in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
Here It Is!
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
Joke By Jebus Christ
this one made me laugh.
Mom jokes though, lets see all old but classics:
Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth.
Your mom is like a turtle, when shes on her back, shes fucked.
Your mom is like a carpenters dream, shes flat on both sides and easy to nail.
Your mom is like a tricycle, shes easy to ride.
Joke By givensin
Three men are going for a walk in town. They tell each other to split up, and meet back in one hour. So they all go their seperate ways.
The first guy sees a sign that says BlowJobs: 50 cents, and he couldn't resist, so he walked inside.
Half an hour later, the second guy sees a sign that says BlowJobs: 50 cents, he walked in to get pleasured as well.
At the one hour point, all three men met each other and ask what each had done.
The first guy says I got a blowjob!
The second guy said I got a blowjob as well.
The third guy says I made a dollar!
joke by Ginga G
"A man and a women are in a hotel lobby and the man accidently elbows the womens breast. The man says "If your heart is as soft as your breast you'll forgive me" The women says "If you penis is as hard as your elbow im in room 209"
joke by GreasyPigeon
There this guy driving down this little back farm road. He is starting to get a little hungery. He see a sign and that says apples $5. So he pulls over and ask how much for some apples. And this little farm girl says 1 apple for 5 bucks. And he like Why? She says that they are special apples. One side is chocolate, and the other side is caramel. So the guy buys one and say WOW this side taste like chocolate. And the little farm girl is like turn it around. And the guy is like WOW this does taste like caramel. So he buys a few more and drives off down the road.
He is getting hungry for some more apples when he see a sign for apple $10. And stops and it this little old farm lady. He ask how much. She says 1 for $10, and there special apples. One side is strawberry and the other side is watermelion. And be buys one and says, WOW this does taste like strawberry. And the little old farm lady is says turn it around. And the guy is like WOW this does taste like watermelion. And he buys a few more.
And its getting later in the day when he see a nother sign for apple $25. And he is likw wow, these must be super special apple. And so he stops and ask the little old farmer whats up. The little old farmer is like. Well these are special apple, there pussy flavor. And is like WOW I have to try it. So he buy ones and bites it and say aww this taste like shit. And the little old farmer says turn it around.
joke by DINNER_CAT
Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby.
I dont have sex with the watermelon before I eat it
joke by pimpdaddycane
"one day these three kids are walking through a field when a farmer pulls up and throws them in his truck. he takes them to his barn and yells "you are the kids that destroy my crops, so now your gonna pay".
he goes to the first kid and asks him what his father does for a living, and the kid says he works and a factory makeing pliers. so the farmer grabe a pair of pliers and pulls the kids penis off.
he goes to the second kid and asks him the same question, the kid says that his dad works at the saw factroy, so the farmer saws the kids penis off.
he gets to the third kid, and the kid is laughing his ass off. the farmer asks what is so funny and the kid says, my dad works at the lollipop factory, you have to suck mine off!"
yo mama so fat that she fell in love and broke it
yo mama so fat when she stoped eatting for a day the stock market drops
yo mama so poor she strips at chuckie cheese for tokens
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
yo mama so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
yo mama so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
some jokes i like by people who posted in thread
joke by:Irish916
your mom is so fat she has serious health problems
Joke by: Pballer56
Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Joke by: ion.reaper
This guy walks into a bar and he sees a sign above the bar that says:
Ham Sandwich:5$
Cheese Sandwich:2$
Hand Job:10$
the man walks up to the super hot waitress and says " are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"sure" she answers with a devilish smile
To which the man replys "ok then go and wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"
Joke Bykenoman
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
Joke ByVirginiakid89
Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word ’Definitely’ in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
Here It Is!
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
Joke By Jebus Christ
this one made me laugh.
Mom jokes though, lets see all old but classics:
Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth.
Your mom is like a turtle, when shes on her back, shes fucked.
Your mom is like a carpenters dream, shes flat on both sides and easy to nail.
Your mom is like a tricycle, shes easy to ride.
Joke By givensin
Three men are going for a walk in town. They tell each other to split up, and meet back in one hour. So they all go their seperate ways.
The first guy sees a sign that says BlowJobs: 50 cents, and he couldn't resist, so he walked inside.
Half an hour later, the second guy sees a sign that says BlowJobs: 50 cents, he walked in to get pleasured as well.
At the one hour point, all three men met each other and ask what each had done.
The first guy says I got a blowjob!
The second guy said I got a blowjob as well.
The third guy says I made a dollar!
joke by Ginga G
"A man and a women are in a hotel lobby and the man accidently elbows the womens breast. The man says "If your heart is as soft as your breast you'll forgive me" The women says "If you penis is as hard as your elbow im in room 209"
joke by GreasyPigeon
There this guy driving down this little back farm road. He is starting to get a little hungery. He see a sign and that says apples $5. So he pulls over and ask how much for some apples. And this little farm girl says 1 apple for 5 bucks. And he like Why? She says that they are special apples. One side is chocolate, and the other side is caramel. So the guy buys one and say WOW this side taste like chocolate. And the little farm girl is like turn it around. And the guy is like WOW this does taste like caramel. So he buys a few more and drives off down the road.
He is getting hungry for some more apples when he see a sign for apple $10. And stops and it this little old farm lady. He ask how much. She says 1 for $10, and there special apples. One side is strawberry and the other side is watermelion. And be buys one and says, WOW this does taste like strawberry. And the little old farm lady is says turn it around. And the guy is like WOW this does taste like watermelion. And he buys a few more.
And its getting later in the day when he see a nother sign for apple $25. And he is likw wow, these must be super special apple. And so he stops and ask the little old farmer whats up. The little old farmer is like. Well these are special apple, there pussy flavor. And is like WOW I have to try it. So he buy ones and bites it and say aww this taste like shit. And the little old farmer says turn it around.
joke by DINNER_CAT
Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby.
I dont have sex with the watermelon before I eat it
joke by pimpdaddycane
"one day these three kids are walking through a field when a farmer pulls up and throws them in his truck. he takes them to his barn and yells "you are the kids that destroy my crops, so now your gonna pay".
he goes to the first kid and asks him what his father does for a living, and the kid says he works and a factory makeing pliers. so the farmer grabe a pair of pliers and pulls the kids penis off.
he goes to the second kid and asks him the same question, the kid says that his dad works at the saw factroy, so the farmer saws the kids penis off.
he gets to the third kid, and the kid is laughing his ass off. the farmer asks what is so funny and the kid says, my dad works at the lollipop factory, you have to suck mine off!"