tell me your best mama joke or any joke

[ChuckV]

there was a thread like this before and i remember some ones i thought were funny

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Smell Mop.
Smell Mop Who (it sounds like smell my poo)

Why can't ghost have babies?
THey have holloweinies

Why cant jesus eat skittles?
Cuz he has holes in his hands.

 

[imthebest]

Stop reviving this thread. Yo mama jokes were funny in 3rd grade.

 

[CircleTakesTheSquare]

Why did the Baby cross the road?
Because it was nailed to my front bumper!

 

[FredD]

Im to scared to post my jokes.. I will get banned for sure.

 

[SirenUnchained]

i killed your mom then raped her

 

[possesed]

What's more fun than stapling a baby to a wall?




...Ripping it off.

 

[JIK]

yo momma's like a brick, always getting laid by a mexican

 

[adolphusguzman]

Your mom's so stupid, she didn't teach you how to post a video properly.

 

[SarahP]

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was 'Urghrrghrghr'.

 

[rashida_16]

you fail


[video][/video]

 

[NasF]

yourmom.com



full of lose.

 

[sophiabohia]

I don't know why but this made me laugh uncontrollably....:runaway:

 

[BabyE]

Your moms like a vaccum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet.

 

[Eugene]

great joke.



so a guy is walking down the beach and he see's a girl crying, so he walks up to her and asks her whats wrong. and she says "ive never been hugged before"

So he gives her a hug.

he keeps walking down the beach and see's a nother girl crying,. so he walks up to her and asks her whats wrong.

she says, ive never been kissed before. so he gives her a kiss.

the guy keeps walking down the beach and see's a strange sight.

its a woman with no arms and no legs crying.

so he walks up to her and asks her whats wrong.

she says "LOOK AT ME!, im hideous, no one likes me and IVE NEVER BEEN ****ed before, the guy laughs to himself, then picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "your pretty ****ed now

 

[RegularGuy]

what did helen Keller do when she was kidnapped?








She screamed her hands off

 

[JAMESINDAHOUSE]

Cool story Hansel

 

[rocklobzter31]

why does hellen keller need two hands to mastubate?

One for the actually mastubating, and one to moan with

 

[hot_suth3rng1rl]

Okay, so there are these two muffins in an oven.
One muffin turns to the other muffin and says,
"It's hot in here."
The other muffin says,










"OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

 

[MarlieSmith]

Why are womens feet so small?



So they can stand closer to the stove

 

[monkeybone]

I lol'd really hard for some reason :tup: