Vote on who would win. Here's the choices:
Chuck Norris vs. Justin Bieber vs. The Kid From Home Alone vs. Michael Jackson's Corpse vs. Casper vs. Tom Hanks vs. Ronal McDonald vs. Ron Jeremy vs. Peter Griffin vs. Ru Paul vs. Duke Nukem vs. The guy from Zombieland vs. Jason X vs. The Hulk vs. Superman vs. OG Mudbone vs. John Holmes vs. Fat Bastard vs. James Bond vs. Macgyver vs. Jack Bauer vs. Vin Diesel vs. Howard Stern vs. Jean Claude Van Damme vs. Eddie Murphy vs. Pikachu vs. Goku vs. Mr. Marcus vs. Evil Kenivel vs. Karate Kenji vs. Ken vs. Ryu vs. Heihachi vs. Mr. T vs. Mandingo vs. Lexington Steele vs. Iron Man vs. Rosanne's Asscheeks vs. Obama vs. Bizarro vs. Megaman vs. The Kid from The 6th Sense vs. The dude from Transformers vs. Darth Vader vs. Alien vs. Predator vs. Jabba vs. Rick James vs. Mike Jones vs. Ozzy vs. Kratos vs. The Jonas Brothers (After butt-fucking eachother) vs. Hannah Montana vs. The CEO of Google vs. Dr. Phil vs. Oprah vs. Godzilla vs. Crocodile Dundee.
Chuck Norris vs. Justin Bieber vs. The Kid From Home Alone vs. Michael Jackson's Corpse vs. Casper vs. Tom Hanks vs. Ronal McDonald vs. Ron Jeremy vs. Peter Griffin vs. Ru Paul vs. Duke Nukem vs. The guy from Zombieland vs. Jason X vs. The Hulk vs. Superman vs. OG Mudbone vs. John Holmes vs. Fat Bastard vs. James Bond vs. Macgyver vs. Jack Bauer vs. Vin Diesel vs. Howard Stern vs. Jean Claude Van Damme vs. Eddie Murphy vs. Pikachu vs. Goku vs. Mr. Marcus vs. Evil Kenivel vs. Karate Kenji vs. Ken vs. Ryu vs. Heihachi vs. Mr. T vs. Mandingo vs. Lexington Steele vs. Iron Man vs. Rosanne's Asscheeks vs. Obama vs. Bizarro vs. Megaman vs. The Kid from The 6th Sense vs. The dude from Transformers vs. Darth Vader vs. Alien vs. Predator vs. Jabba vs. Rick James vs. Mike Jones vs. Ozzy vs. Kratos vs. The Jonas Brothers (After butt-fucking eachother) vs. Hannah Montana vs. The CEO of Google vs. Dr. Phil vs. Oprah vs. Godzilla vs. Crocodile Dundee.