The blatant lies thread

[SuperMidgetII]

I preferred the first one

 

[Tobias]

Bruce Lee is alive and well and living a settled life in Wiltshire. He has 8 cats, a labrador named Barnie and his children keep a chinchilla.

 

[tayor]

I believe Knight Errant

 

[Buddha13]

I forgot to say- that discussion about original sin? I committed it.

 

[TonyaS]

Great thread!













Only joking!

 

[OSHNAPITSSABRINAttt]

I know exactly what Lau Gar is.

 

[Abard2]

You're not the only one

 

[gometz505]

I'm a REAL shaolin monk

 

[newbbettalover]

You really want to find out more about it!

 

[Kim]

I am the REAL Hoimun.

 

[jack_black_91]

You aren't the real Hoimun

 

[sara_and_cj]

I once made a definition of JKD that everybody understood.

 

[MarieHaley]

I'm D.B. Cooper, and the money is all gone, anyone up for some extreme skydiving?

 

[unlikelyhoneydip]

I'm amazed at how much people enjoy lying

 

[coloreal13]

It's one of life's great pleasures.

I have an invisible pet monkey called John who sits on my shoulder and tells me what to say.

 

[icezkori]

coma is my real name.

 

[BrettH]

I don't enjoy tormenting emo kids

Wry is not in love with me

 

[LittleMasterNik]

victiria likes me

 

[cottonekandy518]

Indeed (victiria?)...victoria? does

 

[asankae06]

More than all the flowers of spring