The blatant lies thread

[pawpyluv]

Post a blatant lie. It has to be a clean and completely untruthful. So if you want to make a lie up about another MAP user it should not be derogatory, insensitive, spiteful or malicious.

You can even lie about yourself. Make grand claims about yourself. Say things like "I walked to china backwards...." or "I am sure my neighbour is strange. For I modeled myself after him...."

So lie about yourself and make a grand claim, or lie about a MAP member, but place it in fun. After all, we do not want a closed thread after the fist 2 pages now.... Do we?

 

[h2obling]

I armbarred Rickson Gracie. He enjoyed it

 

[FAN]

Aegis really likes that thing I do with my cheeks.

 

[JakubG]

I am cool.

 

[Sidewalk3:16]

I am god

Oh wait, you said a lie, sorry.


I am not god

 

[h_sin4789]

Saz and I have been having an affair for the last 6 months. We only meet in a car park in High Wycombe, Saz wearing a clown suit, me dressed as a giant daffodil.

 

[SlappyII]

I got in trouble at work for force feeding a customer a whole jar of horseradish after he knocked over my display of pineapples.

 

[TumbledownTeddy]

Me, and every other member of MAP apart from YOU are but the same person with hundreds of profiles.
I have discussions with myself and YOU to satisfy my sense of self-being.

 

[missbellacherie]

I wrote every item on the Chuck Norris badassness list. That's how badass I am.

 

[engineergirl]

I am doing just fine.

 

[eddie_is_revolution]

I believe Wry is just fine.

 

[Jonaslove195]

The above is a blatant lie

 

[AyeshaC]

I am a regular poster and give great advice and post loads of interesting topics

 

[itsallgood]

George Bush is the greatest president we have ever had.

 

[cyrineMC]

Arent you meant to be lying

 

[Enixrayne]

Their are three mistakes in this sentunce.


think about it...

 

[cena29]

I know exactly waht this maens

 

[crystalheart]

Your grasp of the english language is impeccable.

 

[cherrybabe]

I well and truly relish the experience when a yank tries to teach me how to speak "english"

 

[hockeyhottie898]

Hey man.. the only thing England ever gave to america that was worth something was the pint glass.