The blatant lies thread

[ya7te7uja02]

I am not incredibly annoyed that my post hasn't come yet.

 

[bradpitt2]

Su Lin aka Looby is a complete angel and not filthy at all...

 

[HotRod]

I had amazing sex last night

 

[gatorw]

Not with yourself

 

[Gabbie]

Bwahaa haa haa!

 

[veryangrynewyorker]

With my hamster!

 

[pollyfashoin]

im having sex with johnno's hamster right now...

 

[PhillipN]

No lie, that's just really disturbing, I mean Holy Cow that's just sick to even think of.

 

[Rebourne_con]

Monkey is,monkey is,monkey is.............................

completely correct

 

[chellea467]

mei hua has lived a sheltered life

 

[Tibbsyt]

If not having sex with a hamster is a sheltered life, I thank god I live a sheltered life

 

[earwaxyness]

mei hau has sex with manikins

 

[onestep_42]

I'm sure mei hau does, but mei hua has sex with women

 

[watchout_fallback]

dont forget, this is the lies thread!

 

[k4k07]

Correction: you mean that this isn't the lies thread.

 

[igetmymailss]

you didnt correct me then...

 

[misseoccultstar]

Road pricing is a realy good idea and Tony Blair is not a tool.

 

[melanieee]

And he and Bush are cousins!

 

[moniquer]

...and both have been the best leaders ever seen by their respective countries.

(Uttering that sentence didn't just make me throw up a bit in my own mouth).

 

[chatterbox60]

Well that takes all the fun out of it.