The blatant lies thread

nicolet[51506] · Feb 23, 2013

LOL, I must.... I must... I must put that as my sig

Abdelnaby · Feb 23, 2013

I would not be amused by that

thegunlobby · Feb 23, 2013

I am glad I am up and ready for work and not lying in bed for another couple of hours.

bar · Feb 23, 2013

i wish i was adougasmhor

jerseyj01 · Feb 23, 2013

I wish the person in the mirror did not look like that bloke off of the TV.

enrodude · Feb 23, 2013

You didn't mean the dogfaced bloke

jjjuno18 · Feb 23, 2013

No the one that looks withdrawn, hollow looking. A bit like that painting The scream....

prazzy162 · Feb 23, 2013

Hmmmmmm.....

I don't think I don't know whom you're not talking about

Roscoeathetalkingdog · Feb 23, 2013

I feel really intelligent and able to cope with this thread today.

cuteredhead · Feb 23, 2013

The Ol' Man (YODA) is a flimsy weinie and about as effective as a wet noodle.

KnottyTangerine · Feb 23, 2013

I invented clouds one day when I bored and there was nothing on TV.

HansP · Feb 23, 2013

Chimp didn't cry on the phone when he was talking to me about Looby.

Bud#21 · Feb 23, 2013

lily dosent still play with dolls.

Dwarf · Feb 23, 2013

I haven't missed Lily and am really not glad she is around today!

artie · Feb 23, 2013

Hiroji - what's your point?

I don't love Michael Bolton's music

DomaYa · Feb 23, 2013

Su lin isnt a little butt licker!!

spoiledrotten2413 · Feb 23, 2013

Su Lin feels great and doesn't want to go home to her sofa and fire to watch Snake in the Eagles Shadow.

I'm not just spreading some love Hiroji!

FrancineM · Feb 23, 2013

I am addicted to looking at people who look backwards through binoculars.

JoeMamma · Feb 23, 2013

My head isn't going to explode!!!

kay06098 · Feb 23, 2013

Good. i bag the flapjacks and the large TV.