The blatant lies thread

[AlyceB]

i absolutely love being sick, and wish i could be every day

 

[Wiseguy]

I didn't just jam my toe on my training partners shin

 

[blahhhhhhhh]

I hate dogs.

 

[thetruthsoid]

Cats make terrible teriyaki.

 

[Parisy]

It's not hard to make teriyaki when you lack thumbs.

 

[JamiliaA]

My life is not in an absolute debt riddled mess, im very rich!

 

[stargirle4ever]

My apology (no actual sarcasm) But it makes this thread so confusing as it seems.

Maybe we should all actually stop lying and have a good ol time, telling truths now, that will make up for lies.

Like for an ex: What did you do last night that was amazing?

I know what some of the guys thoughts are gonna be on this obvious question. Something amazing would either have something to do with women, as to what they did to them last night.

 

[Election2008]

I do not find Lily, Su Lin ETC fun to talk to.

 

[amandat:]

Mei Hua hasn't been banned.

 

[MeaMarie]

I will no longer post in this thread.

 

[Isoken]

i single-handedly defeated the worlds most famous martial artists

 

[cnwhab4]

I am not still watching Su Lin eating bamboo in that really un cute way she has!!!

 

[GreylMare]

I haven't heard anything about chimps making spears so they could hunt panda.

 

[jessvida]

My sister was born with seven nipples.

 

[decemberjam1]

I was told I was handsome once.. lol... if that ain't a blatant lie...

 

[appleeem]

I am a lady of the night

 

[k_lubinski]

I am going to pierce all 3 of my nipples.

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

I have never used a computor in my life.

 

[Thugnificent]

On my days off surfing reality, I spend my days commuting between planets.

 

[bertrambaines]

My daughter is not a genius.