The blatant lies thread

[wazzzup]

I once dialed the person who does the voice for the speaking clock and asked for the time.

 

[MaffaCOLE]

weiners that do chest bumps at a softball game are way to cool

 

[Rad17]

I DO NOT Have an awesome back piece!

 

[dearyme]

nordic i don't want to hear what it is

 

[TheSakinator]

I'm not going to tell you!

 

[PicoMeThis]

please don't

 

[kelseye]

It's Not US Army Master Crewman Wings.

 

[brian2007]

lama has both nipples pierced

 

[country_godfather]

I wish I could stop peristalsis.

 

[gothopem]

g would know

 

[Black]

no i would'nt

 

[igoh900]

g sucks

 

[ligere]

not pierced nipples

 

[AWellLitGarden]

People should not get on the wrong side of me today. For I will come round, kill all your workmates and molest your photocopier.

 

[exceptional8226]

A banana and a piece of shortbread are a great breakfast and I did not sleep in today then find my wholemeal bread was mouldy in the bread bin.

 

[kyeshat]

Poor Doug

I am not currently sat on my sofa wrapped in my duvet feeling rotten.

 

[passions_fan56]

Get your ass on msn then....

 

[buddhaboy]

George Dubya Bush is the most brilliant president ever, he is loved by everyone. he only cares for the welfare of the Iraq people, that is why he went to war, he has a brilliant coofftopicnd of the English language and when everyone who meet him say "what a guy".

 

[GhgjgT]

Acrux should'nt be shot

 

[BoyScout]

And his news threads are very much a good thing.