The blatant lies thread

[SidlKneethehee]

From the movie E.T he is an evil alien and must die(look)

 

[LOOKMEINTHEEYEStt]

a certain member of this forum was'nt a rodea clown for the majic circus

"cough" Pei "cough"

 

[Andrew^]

I am not completely thick on occasions!

 

[beccaboo954]

There's at least 1 car that has only 1 windscreenwiper at the pointy end.

 

[Gentlemintos]

pandas are very smart

 

[RAW]

I know the value of Pi to 1,000 places.

 

[supersongbird]

MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pie

 

[hoodie1919]

Or Mango:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

the cold rain we are having is so much better than the snow we've had

 

[VictoriaZ]

i'm not stuck with the same nasty cold rain g has... and it's so not already flooding...

and getting to work tomorrow isn't going to be at all interesting

 

[Takgeyon]

she is'nt stalking me

 

[cardshark77733]

and he's not stalking me either

 

[anikkam]

Am I stalking too?

 

[Gking]

she's really not dreaming

 

[Ayiza]

neither's he

 

[afroman5693]

cait does'nt ski from the back of her fathers tracktor

 

[GeNoCidEx]

I am not limping because I went to a girly Body Combat(TM) class last night and overdid it

 

[BunchesBee]

I am sleep posting on MAP

 

[MackenzieL]

hhahahaha I'm not laughing at you!

I didn't go to a body combat class and didn't enjoy it.

I hate Fridays!!!

 

[Cilia]

I was not the only Guy there and i did not feel like a big carthorse.