The Confession Thread

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JesseF

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LOL! Most definitely after. As soon as he went all naughty and tattooed and stuff I just melted!

Tekkengod, I can't believe I stuck up for you against centuries of male/female conditioning and Lily gets a smiley for mere forgiveness of transgression! That's it, I'm removing my support now, you can hold your own.




Oh stop it! You know what I mean!
 
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Legalizeitalready

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mai tai - you don't have to feel pressured to confess but it sure feels better to get things off your chest. Think of it as a small step towards reconciliation within yourself.

I may or may not have a foot fetish
 
LittleMissPriss

LittleMissPriss

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AuntiePink, you crack me up! I personally can't stand Robbie's accent (when I first read your post I thought you said Robin Williams and I just blinked).



Care to explain the above auntiePink?


TG's my friend
 
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FMg

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ow come on now auntie, you know i love you just as much as lily. in fact, i'm considering allowing you to bear my children.


just so we're clear on this, Robbie Williams is NOT reffering to ROBIN williams is it? this man?
 
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ColeM

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I'm pretty sure that shaving doesn't actually cause hair to grow back longer and thicker. If it does, could someone please explain to me how your dead hair knows that it's been shaved?
 
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hiphopccde

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lol. I can only hope that your teacher did something bad, or were at least just usually douchebags to deserve that.
I remember once some of my friends put a lolly of some sort into a cup of coke that I was about to drink. When I wondered why it tasted funny they told me they'd put laxitives in the drink. They laughed at it for about 20 seconds until I flared up and got very, very angry, they then told me what it really was, but it still took me a while to calm down. I hate it when people mess about with drinks and food and crap like that. Even if it is harmless.
 
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EvacuateTheBuilding

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i didn't think so either, but the more i shave the thicker it gets, now i wish i hadn't ever started.

the hair isn't "shaved" at the root, so i suppose maybe that has alot to do with it?
 
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cadeL

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Great, she gets smilies and I get the weight gain, varicose veins and eight hour labour!

Oh, confession to stay on topic...

When I was giving birth to my first child I kicked the doctor square in the chest and sent him flying back into a midwife. No martial arts training at all at that stage!



Nooooo! It's this one...
 
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chickiedavis

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i was drinking some shandy with my sister when i was 14 and we had both finished. i proceeded to discreetly spit in my bottle for a while, until it had about and inch of fluid in the bottle. i then told my sister "i cant finish this do you want it" and ..she drank it.

MWAHAHAHHAHAHA

hey thats what little sisters are for. dang it sounds gross now.
 
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sky_blue

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I passed off a bottle of *cough* beer *cough* to a drunk girl when we were 13-14 and let her drink it, in front of about 8 other people who knew it wasnt beer...
 
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daskoolar

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Sarge,

I'm starting to get worried about you!

I've done that with a pint glass in a nightclub, to catch out the usual 'beer bandits'. But they deserve it!
 
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