The Confession Thread

OK... I'll try harder. How about this...

I once accidentally restarted down a server at work, causing 200+ people to have to stop working. I never owned up to it either
 
I've never managed to pee in my wetsuit, which is really quite disappointing, apparently it's a really good feeling. *shrugs*

As for confessions, for now, I think whilst in a daze I may have accidentally issued a load of DVDs on someones library card, even though they didn't take them out, so they will probably get a hefty fine for no reason. Ah well, hopefully they can sort it out.
 
Nothing like geting in some freezing water at 6am to ski on some nice glass style water, to only wiz in your suit for a warm up - it truely is liberating
 
AuntiePink, NK, Blind - I'm waiting for confessions from you!

I know I'm going to regret saying this on a public forum but here goes:

A few times when my partner and I were ummm doing the naughty (for want of a better word) I imagine its someone else.

And yes, I own 2 copies of Michael Bolton's Greatest hits


Its taken me about 20 minutes to decide to post this...
 
Heh, I have things about me that I can't even find it in me to say on a forum where nobody knows me : /. Stuff that humbles me so much now to the point where I can't really look down on anyone, sigh*. Feels like I've messed myself up for life sometimes. Anyways . . . . .

Here is something confessional that isn't so serious I guess. I met my only girl friend on the internet . Of course I went and saw her though! She still remains to be my best and dearest friend today though, although we are no longer "serious." She's also the only one who knows that "stuff" about me : /.
 
Saz - LOFL! Way to encourage people to support MAP! (Pay the money, people - you so need to see what she's posted in the Supporting Members forum!)

Lily - 2 copies? I'm embarrassed to know you. Flagellate yourself immediately, then do it again!

As for a confession, well...

My windows isn't exactly legal.
 
i admit that i'm insane, and you respond by revealing that you are not entirely satisfied with the sex in your relationship? i want my confession back
 
Skrom, I wrongly assumed that you'd stopped hearing the voices by now. But I think a touch of insanity is the mark of a deep, complex and intelligent being.

LOL AuntiePink! My friends bought me the second copy after telling me they would stop talking to me if I kept listening to top 40 music.

Mixitup - wow, a guy totally submitting to me would be all of my control fantasies come true. Skrom doesn't let me tie him up with my coloured belts

This confession thing is good for the soul (there's a lot of views on this thread but not enough confession)
 
Its not enough to poke fun at people's confessions Moosey, be a man and confess something.

For the record its not Michael Bolton. That's the only embarrassing CD i have in my collection.
 
AuntiePink said:
Akasha - you're beyond help. Your sister should hit you more QUOTE]

ohhhh, she does *shudders*.

I once accidently lit part of an disused graveyard on fire, and almost got myself and a friend of mine burnt by the flames.
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Okay so far we've got Wry stealing from Polish nuns, Saz and her corporate sabotage, Rags the lonely running boy with aggression issues, crazy Skrom and possible crazy imsoniac Blind, mental infidelity by me, commitment issues from Tekken-'I like married women'-God and a few men who have told white lies to their partners.

People of MAP, I know you're better (or worse in this case) than you're admitting. Its okay to be bad, just not criminal.

And for those who say their confessions are too hardcore for MAP, I'm sure you can use a few choice euphemisms, tone it down for the general audience.

Deepsey - just stay out of this thread mkay?
 
Went out to dinner with a couple of my friends, and didn't have enough money to pay the tip at the restaurant. Forgive me!
 
When I was like 10 I had a pet Gerbil that was aggresive as hell. His name was Michel and had a little house at one end of the cage, as soon as you'd drop something into the cage he'd come dashing out and attack whatever entered his domain. He'd bite a stick so hard his teeth would get stuck then he'd try to tear it apart like a rabid dog or something.

One day I stuck my finger into the cage when I thought he was sleep, I thought I'd have enough time to pull my finger out, boy was I wrong, he bit my index finger pitbull style, I pulled my hand out but the crazy fool was still holding to my finger with his fangs and jerking around like a crocodile lol.

I started shaking my hand trying to get him off, and after a while he did.
Problem was I shook my hand so hard michel got thrown onto a little miniature Mountain I made him with rocks and boulders and broke his back.

I didnt want to get in trouble for killing my pet so I laid him in a ditch inside his mini-mountain and made the whole thing collapse, I told my parents the mountain fell and crushed him.
 
When I was in grade seven I had tapes of: New Kids on the Block, MC Hammer, Milli Vanilli, and 2 Live Crew... and I thought that my Ice T tape combined with my Public Enemy tape made me a badass.

Whew! Glad to get that off my chest.
 
jsmith - if you're a guy and liked New Kids that is unforgiveable. No amount of Hail Marys is going to save you now.

sickdevildog - what the hell sort of name is Michel for a gerbil (unless you meant Michael, then its fine).
 
well i think everyone's done that before but ouch, YOU had to go and say it! a few ? you get props for being honest.
 
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