I like suX0rs and all the other 'retarded internet things' too.
Confession - I am really bad at keeping secrets so everytime someone tells me one (very often, I'm a good listener) I immediately tell my friend because he's a guy and he can keep a secret. That way I have succumbed to spilling the secret but its to someone I know is not going to bother telling anyone else because he really doesn't give a stuff. Obviously I don't do this for the big, serious secrets.