The Confession Thread

Thanks for the eBay idea Johnno, sounds like you've done something similar before. Oh no, the Scarf from Hell is going to be sent to whoever is at the top of my hit list just before Xmas.

Confession - I've never ever been dumped in a relationship nor have I dumped a person. When I've had enough I just stop answering their calls, ignore them till they get the message. My last b/f Simon (hi if you're out there) took 1 year to realise I'd moved on. So I've never experienced heartbreak which is probably not a good thing now that I think about it...
 
yeah, ebay is the shiznat, my mom is selling those new tickle me elmos and is making almost a thousand where she paid only 200 for 7!
 
Dunno how to put this without absolutely degradin the conversion to the point were ill have to use a new nickname and god will strike me down cos im a failure of human life but here goes.......

on a very drunken occasion in thailand, durin the full moon party, a certain young gentleman needed the toilet (you can see were this is goin) and needed a number two. on arrival at the toilet he failed to see the toilet paper under the stones outside and continued on into his mission to relieve himself, after the deed was done he realised there was a lack of toilet roll so used a troff(?) of water, a bucket, and his (_blank_)!

After tellin awaitin friend (who needless to say was digusted) ran of down to the sea water to wash his (_blank_). to get over it more chang and sangsom was necked until the night was a black hole in his mind.

*insert item of clothing/body part in blanks!

sorry if im now public enemy number 1 ill go hang myself! anyone want me to pass a message on to devil for them?
 
What would that so i can remind him, been told hes quite forgetful!
 
I'm an evil, evil person and I don't deserve to live. I'm cruel and malicious and vicious, and I've done terrible, horrific things, and I don't want anyone to say "oh come on now, it can't be that bad", because it is! And I know it's true, and I'm a bad person. I've hurt so many people... everyone in my life and none of them deserved it and they're all such fantastic individual spirited people, and I'm completely worthless for doing what I've done. I don't want any of your sympathy - I'm here to admit what a bad person I am because everybody should know it.
 
Hi Xue, I'll treat your confession as real. Well, if you can admit it then why can't you take measures to help these people and do nice things for them. Its very simple really (just bake them a cake, pick some flowers for someone, write them a letter, give them a kiss, spend time with them etc.) and apologise if you feel the need.
 
I've started to do those kinds of things, but I really don't think anything I can do, even over a lifetime, could make up for all of it.
 
Come on, your my age dude, it can't be that bad. You're off to uni soon, gotta be a good thing. I'll admit I've done fudge all for anybody in my life but refuse to be depressed because of it. I'm an a$$hole and will have to make due in time, but time I got, when we're older we'll be putting ourselves out for the younger generation as well because they will need the guidance we are now getting. In the meantime, don't sweat it, unless of course you killed or maimed someone intentionally, then, well, leave the country.
 
I better make a confession now, don't wanna pretend I ain't got something to confess. Okay, I ate all the Ferrero rocher. The whole tin of 6. I said I wouldn't. Hell I vowed. And I did. Don't laugh, this is a serious confession, that tasty crap is expensive.
 
I think I’ll feel better after confessing this:

I’m in my 2nd year of an economics degree and I’ve been exchanged to Canada for a semester.

I’m usually ok with understanding things but I’m very lazy. I really don’t mean to be it’s just the way things work out. I don’t really take anything that happens to me seriously.

I’ve done very little work so far and I’ve got many mid terms and assignments coming up and I’m seriously worried its to late to pull my socks up and that I’m going to fail my stats class. I feel overwhelmed by the work and I’ve got no one to blame but myself.

I feel like I’ve let my parents down because they’ve giving me so much help and support, not to mention money and I’m failing due to my own laziness.

I think if worse comes to worse I might have to repeat my 2nd year. If that happened I’d feel ashamed because everyone knows I’m bright enough to do well if I applied myself but I cant seem to focus. I feel guilty and overwhelmed.
 
I really hate my sister. I can't help it. The way she has treated me over the last couple of years, just because I can't afford to move out, and have a job which apparently isn't a proper one is horrible. It's got me so wound up I've lost friends, and nearly my job over it. I hate her for this and can't see a way out of the situation.
 
If it's any consolation I had a really bad 2nd year at Uni,many things going on. My tutor gave me a talking to saying that if I didnt get my act together I would either fail or get a mark that I wouldnt have been happy with. That was around 1/2 way through.At that point I decided to really get my head together and get some serious work done, and managed to pull of the mark I needed/wanted for my master at the end of the year!
So there's still hope! Don't let the guilty feelings grind you down, just start afresh and you'll be fine.
 
I don't want to sound like i'm taking the piss. But have you considered using violence? My brother used to be like that toward me. Always busting my balls. Then one day I hit him in the face. Not hard enough to knock him out or anything. Just enough to make him realise that I wasn't going to take that crap anymore. He still does a little bit. But its much more jovial now. So I suggest just showing her whos boss.
 
I have two confessions to make the first will have to be in the supporting members area .

The second is that in the past week I have cried to the following TV programs/ films.

1) The X Factor.

2) Harry potter.

3) Extreme house makeovers.
 
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