The Confession Thread

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JustBilly

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Let's see...

I've recently let myself flunk out of college, and I actually work full-time at the minimum wage.

French is my main language. Did 2 years of spanish classes and I can't remember more than 50 words.

I'm a Quebec separatist; in Amerikaspeech, this means terrorist.

I'm 20 and have not yet even begun to study for a driver's license, so most of my transportation is reliant either on a bike or on getting lifts.

I hug and kiss my dog even if he doesn't like it; if that dog was a woman, I'd be in jail for sexual harassment/assault.

I actually sleep naked.

I have a quite large beer gut. At 20.

I name some of my body parts. So far, I've named my hernia "Arnaud" and my mustache "Eustache".

I'm still a virgin. Never even had a girlfriend at all. Wouldn't say I even came close to it. And I'm not gay either. I'm scared at the thought I may just not care anymore.

I've actually almost burned my house down when I was a kid. A dumb neighbor kid (his dad was a professional thief, I think they left when he was sent in jail) was all excited about his new lighter, so as kids (I was about 8 or 9 years old), we wanted to play with it. We set some newspapers on fire next to my house. Then the dumb neighbor's kid brother (which was about 5) joined us. With a bottle of WD40. How that kid got the idea of bringing WD40 to help us with our fire has me shivering with terror now that I think of it.

I watch, and am interested in, reality shows.

I don't actually live IN Montreal; I'm a middle-class white suburban kid. Yes, I'm ashamed of it.

I guess this covers the major things I can actually confess.
 
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SteveC3

Member
respect to that Guizzy .... no shame in the virgin aspect, I was 19 when I lost mine ... The not caring part I had too - until it happened, now I'm obsessed!
 
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Pepsi

Member
I was practicing turning kicks aiming at my girlfriends china doll collection when I accidently kicked one of the dolls clean off the shelf, smashing it to peices. I left it on the floor and when she asked me how it had happened I blamed it on the cat. To make matters worse it turned out that the doll was worth around £80 and she had had it since she was 10. The cat is now totally baned from the bedroom.
 
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LovleyBrwn

New member
whoops!
I kicked a toaster at the wall at work and made a huge hole, only to say it must have been a technician hitting a ladder into the wall!
Then I've damaged bits of furniture and several doors by using kicks to open them
 
MeCeLe

MeCeLe

New member
Sometimes I go to get my mail in the middle of the night on my street and I'm usually stark ass naked when I do. Its interesting waving to cars on the street when they drive past.
 
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sxypants

New member
I should be training tonight, but after the day I had, I had to have a couple of drinks
Shortly after I started working at the lab, I took a dislike to one of the consultants there (mainly due to him being an asshat). This guy always used to have a bluetooth headset permanantly attached to his ear, wherever he went. So one night, I'm at work having been called in and I saw this bluetooth headset left alone on the table in the staff room. Did I leave it where it was? No. Did I steal it? No. I put it in the autoclave
The annoying thing is that he didn't go around asking if anyone had seen his headset or anything like that, he just went out at lunchtime the next day and came back with another one. Git
 
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NiecyB

Member
I'm not working today, so to celebrate, I've allowed myself to walk around naked the whole day.

It does help that I'm not planning to go out or seeing anyone for the whole day.
 
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Burninrock

Member
You and me both mate. I have a very broad sense of humour, and find practically everything funny. I make some jokes that make me wonder if im sociopathic sometimes.
 
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mecpurplepiglets

Member
I hereby confess that, contrary to dating etiquette, I google* every man I plan to date before I agree to see them in person.

I also confess that my latest websearch has made me, the original Ms Live-only-for-the-moment, wish my busy/unavailable life away so sunday comes quicker since I've discovered that he's even more gorgeous than he comes over by text/email/phone call!



* In this situation 'google' means looking him up on more than just that site. It's not stalking, it's part of the savvy, modern woman's self-defence armoury!
 
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