Confession - I've typed and deleted about 7 confessions already. I am a really bad person with a sick mind. I actually realise today that I'm not always the angel I think I am
That's not very funny Nordic, I honestly have a skewed self-perception of myself. When I was little I used to play dress up and always wanted to be Florence Nightingale. Man was I off the mark.
All these years I've been wondering why I get embroiled in so much trouble and today I just realised it and accepted that I'm like this. But its so much more fun...
Its a unique taste, nothing else even comes close to smelling or tasting like it thankfully - so I find it hard to explain the vileness that is marmite.
It's food fit for a god. Imagine taking a whole cow and stripping away all the bits that are bad to eat. Then stripping away all the bit's that aren't too good for you but not too bad either. Then stripping away all the bit's that are pretty good for you, but just not *perfect*. What you'd have left would be a poor imitation of Marmite.