The Confession Thread

Okay, I've got way to many confessions to put on here but I'll start with 2 that first came to mind.

When I was younger I told my little brother to pet a rattlesnake and he got bit in the face... lol... it didn't have any venom at the time.

Again when I was younger I made my little brother drink my pee and told him tasted like cherries.

Okay, maybe when I don't have someone looking over my shoulder I'll tell you all some of the other things I should confess about.
 
Okay, in the clear now. A few more confessions.

I'm 19 years old and a while back was dating a 26 year old girl. I work at a fancy restaurant so I was in full dress atire after work, including a pair of dress shoes I borrowed from a friend, and I took her onto a mountain overlooking the city. Well things heated up a bit and I ended up wearing holes through the tops of my shoes. I told him somebody stole them because I couldn't think of any better excuse why I didn't have them anymore.

With the same girl, we started getting intimate and I began singing "I want to kiss you all over, and over and again." Hehe.

About 6 months ago I worked at a job that I absolutely hated. One day I decided I was going to quit on the spot with no notice. I went to talk to my manager but when I got there I chickened out and said that I just got a call and my mother was in the hospital and was diagnosed with cancer so I had to quit so as to take care of her.

I just told my family, who I live with atm, that I'm taking a trip to Africa. I'm leaving in 3 days.

I've just spent 2+ hours reading other peoples confessions...

I once told a girl that was interested in me that I was gay so that I wouldn't hurt her feelings.

When I was little I tried on my mother's dresses

I have been completely celibate for over a month and writing some of these things is doing irrepairable damage to my happy places.

I once climbed into a tree in a random neighborhood and adorned myself with leaves and branches and swayed whenever somebody would walk by... lol.

I like walking with my hands in my pants pockets... you can figure out the rest.

All of my body hair is blonde... except for one think black hair that protrudes from my nipple... LOL!

Okay, I'm done for now... I kind of feel dirty.
 

Ange

Member
When I was about 13 or so, I got swept up in that stupid Limp Bizket craze that all the other dumb teenagers were doing.
They say that talking about your problems helps, but after venting that one, I just feel even worse about admitting that I caved in so easily back then.
 

Howie

Member
I'm confessing now, I bought'em, yeppers I did. I purchased a set of pink dumb bells.

Stay tuned for the rest of the story......
 
Thats funny, I saw a question on Yahoo questions last night from a religious woman who had had a one night stand and wanted advice on how to get over not saving herself for marriage - was that caused by you Knight?
 

waylan_yee

New member
No, a different one. It is a game that no one should EVER play (and we can't really talk about it in this nice, sanitised thread)
My confession: I've just got a new credit card and promptly maxed it out on yet another guitar. I made the people that live next door cry when they saw it arrive this morning (I think they're past caring right now, I suspect they're deaf)
 

yadig2012

New member
what you should do now is get a house-sized fake (or real if you're really evil) amp, and plug the guitar in whilst in full view of your terrorised neighbours.
 
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