The Confession Thread

[mecpurplepiglets]

That game was called soggy biscuits whhen I was a lad.

 

[jasoncnichols2000]

i once got my freak on with my ex on here counter while her sister and mother were in the next room watching t.v.

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

Urgh

(there should be an 'ill' smiley)

 

[TeeshaJ]

I confess to having regular day dream inducing sexual fantasies about Carol Vorderman.

 

[turkeyhead]

does she do love maths? in + out= ooooh (apologies if too crude)

 

[teresaj]

Oh, that one. Yeah, i've heard of that before.

 

[roshaun94]

tis very nasty sounding (tasting too i guess)

 

[Mayarosie]

When I was about 7, tricked my younger brothers into using "the C word" (you know which one), by telling them that it was a word used to describe any non-specific item. My mum was less than impressed (with them, she had no idea of my involvement).
Oh yeah, and when I was about 5 or 6 I tricked my youngest brother (then 3 or 4) into flipping my dad the bird by telling him that it was a greeting and was akin to just waving at someone. Needless to say that my dad wasn't happy with my brother, and i'm pretty sure my brother was smacked as a result of that.

 

[tlyons]

my confession: a little bondage every now and then would be nice.. (for me of course) Oh and once i had a horrible dream. I was in a city and it was burning. I saw a man raping a woman. I was infuriated and I grabbed him off of her and stabbed him multiple times. I reached out my hand to help her up and she gave me the most horrible look of fear that it was enough to send me jumping my head off the pillow. I remember that my heart was beating fast and i was heaving, probably from the stabbing.

 

[FUZZYlWUZZYWUZANEWF]

I've seen hell on earth

 

[rahlysielmao]

Visited Lily, did you?

 

[CharlotteW]

Fallujah

 

[AudreyKing]

bcullen you idiot.

 

[Darkhorse]

LMAO!!!

 

[Smash]

You just wait Nordic...

 

[joslin]

I heard someone on the radio make a joke about that t'other day.

He met carol Vorderman and said: "I saw you on Countdown yesterday, and I got aroused! Which was pretty good, because I don't usually get seven-letter words!"


PS: I like Carol Vorderman too.

 

[DrPhilamina]

With a smile on my lips the whole time luv.

 

[anonoxford]

Let's see I'm an idiot and I've repeatedly outsmarted you so that makes you,


...about half as smart as Dubya. Come on Lily, Say nu-cle-ar, come on, say it, you can do it.

 

[natalieo]

Dude, remember what I said about complicated things...

 

[bault_mums]

hahaha nice one!

she's a robobabe in my books!!