Confession - I like it when Mei Hua apologises (with his knee pads on obviously)
Nordic - I said I could tie myself up. Nothing there about untying myself (though I've practiced as well, just in case - I bet there are heaps of people who do the same but won't admit it )
I would have been here but I was taking the kids trick-or-treating. Doesn't help much that it's not a full national holiday (but I think it should be) and it's on a Tuesday.
I have a cat that likes beer; he really, really likes it. Keeping something away from a dog, no problem. Keeping something away from a determined cat, really tough. Just when you think its safe you find the little sucker hanging from the drapes or some other crazy spot trying to stick his face in your glass.
MY dog will go in hiding, and when I'm occupied or not paying attention, she'll hop up and drink, bat my hand down so she can get to it and drink or just straight leap into the air and make a grab for the mug, dog can jump to my head so it ain't hard for her.
She likes beer as well, but I explicitly keep that away from her.
So let me get this straight. You maimed your sister and ruined some woman's career in the child care industry, all in one fell swoop, and we're freaks? Thats rich.
I laugh out loud when I see people die gruesomely in horror movies, and I'm addicted to David Firth's flash cartoons. My favourate one being The Postman. Can't get enough of it.
No, she'll just say, "Don't ever come to Sydney," or, "Come to Sydney and try saying that," or, "You wouldn't get far if you said that in Sydney," or maybe she'd call me a bong head. Or maybe even say that I drowned my brother. But harm? I don't think so. She can threaten to push me off hammocks all she likes.
Oh come on. You think I don't know that some of you would be glad to be rid of me? lol
Besides, relax, you'll all see what happens anyway. If I don't post on here in the next few days, expect that somethings up. But until then. Just relax.