The Confession Thread

It's always time...



In tune with that, I downed a bottle of Booker's Bourbon last night/this morning(140proof), my head's still kinda fuzzy
 
Whats going on? You guys were like Serbia and Croatia, then I leave for a day or two and this happens? What the hell? You guys are so far up each other I don't know where one of you ends and the other begins.

I did notice. I was here a year before you and you've already beat me. Shame, shame.

Thats ok. I can accept being called slow... Because you guys are still nuts. :P

Hey, I have class!

lol. What accent do you usually go with?
And i'll be honest, whenever i'm in Sydney and I get lost, its the person giving me directions that has the funny accent. But thats Sydney for you.


Confession:
Not often, but sometimes, I get strange urges to hurt people, I don't usually act on them, and I don't know why I get them, but they're there.
 
Mate, we all get them. A bit earlier I was idly toying with the idea of stringing my neighbours kids up by their ankles with fishing wire
My other confession: I just farted REALLY badly. I am proud of this. I am 26 and should be far too mature for such things, but it was hilarious
 
LOL Watto, glad we managed to confuse you with the Hippy vibe . Your confessions worry me just a little though.

Is that what I saw on youtube this morning?
 
You probably should have done it. I mean, i'm not sure what these unsuspecting peons have done to invoke your wrath. But i'm not a big fan of kids at any rate. So I say go for it.

lol. Maturity, or at least age, doesn't enter into it. I've seen people in their 50s and older do that whole fart and either joke about it or admire it thing.

Oh yeah, sure. Call yourselves hippies but not once did you mention sticking it to the man.

So are you going to tell us about your fascination with gay porn? Or is that not really confession worthy?


Oh yeah, I spose at this point I might as well confess to being a very, very hatefilled man.
 
I prefer they use the tongue but I can't see getting too upset over what happens to their nose.


I confess, I love Lily...
















...from both sides.
 
Aww, Come on Lily what happend to all the love?


(She didn't appreciate the "leaving a twenty on the nightstand joke" Women seldom see the humor in that one. )
 
Only a man would put a price on it. Their way of oppressing and degrading women further.
 
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