The Confession Thread

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ConnorN

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You know,I really couldnt care less. Just a load of men standing round with bits of wood hitting them and then not really running after the ball that fast.Then having tea a lot.
 
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thethingzuneed

Member
I agree! It does suck, but there was great excitement over here at the last winter Olympics when people realised our curling team was apparently quite good. It's a shame when a whole countries expectations for Olympics gold rests upon some women in an anorack pushing a round piece of granite on some ice,with a brush.
 
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badboys4life500

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Does it drink 2 cases of VB on the plane ride to England too?

Bit of a rednecky statement to make, but anyway.
Relax:

I'm starting to like it a bit. Even test matches. Enjoying watching our boys beat the poms. :P
 
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raeh

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Okay okay i will fess up!

I once got into a 13 round match with George Michael in a mens public washroom in Los Angeles.
We fought and fought at least 8 three minute rounds of the 13er. George was first dominating the fight with his vicious south paw stance/style + his alluring British accent. Around the 6th round though, I started to beat George Michael to his punches and my footwork was outclassing him. Soon in the 7th round my punching speed was wayyyy too fast and accurate for him to deal with. So I knocked George Michael down in the 8th round with a dangerous 1,2,3 combo and he doesn't get up for the mandatory 8 count. So I raise my hand in victory, rush over to help him up and lead him towards the sink. As I turn the tap water on to wash away his bleeding nose and lips, he grabs my head and bashes into the glass mirror. I see blood coming from my left eye brow and through pain and blurred vision I start to hit George Michael back but...

Naseem Hamed happened to be in the vicinity and sensed that a fellow British brother was in danger so he rushes into the washroom and starts attacking me with blinding quickness. But not being a fool to try to outbox the Prince, I dodge one of his attacks and quickly grab the garbage can near the washroom entrance and smash it over Naseem Hamed's head, he loses conciousness. Just as things are calming down, Chuck Norris who also happened to be in the area rushed into the washroom and helps me restrain George Michael. Just for kicks (excuse the pun) Chuck Norris ends up round housing George in the solar plexus for good measure.

An undercover cop suddenly rushes into the washroom with gun and badge in hand. Not wanting to have George Michael go down in history as a violent washroom prized fighter, we came up with a plan that involved the undercover. George Michael agreed to pay the undercover a hefty 3 million bucks for him to lie and claim George exposed himself to him.

So the rest is history, everyone thinks George Michael was showing off his penis during that washroom incident.
But the truth is......
Me and George Michael fought 8 very tough rounds. As for Prince Naseem Hamed and Chuck Norris?

Prince Naseem never seemed to recover from this incident and ended up losing to Marco Antonio Barrera later on in his career. And as for chuck Norris well...... nothing can stop Chuck Norris from living his life, he is just way to rough and rugged with that 80's beard of his.
 
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