The Ctrl+V game (Orpaste)

They are equipped with an EJ205 engine rated at 227 hp (169 kW) at 6000 rpm with 217 lb·ft (294 N·m) at 4000 rpm
 
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(teaching someone howto hack their ipod)

3. What you will be changing on your ipod is called Firmware. This is the site that offers themes, and Firmware bundled into one. But, once you feel confident in your h4x0r abilities, you can download just the themes. Firmware


Edit: Just realized the link is no longer valid haha
 
Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word ’Definitely’ in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

Here It Is!

"OK...then I DEFINITELY **** my pants..."





haha i wast posting jokes to friends
 
Dryden's "A Discourse Concerning the Original and Process of Satire"

"Neither is it true that this fineness of raillery is offensive. A witty man is tickled while he is hurt in this manner, and a fool feels it not."

This is a brilliant defense of satire. For if one understands it, it may sting but also delight--but if one doesn't understand it, no harm is done! Dryden seems to admire those who take his satiric chiding gracefully, and pity those who don't even take it at all. This also emphasizes the effectiveness of satire as a medium for bringing about change, because simply name-calling and openly chastising can put the receipt of the treatment on the defensive, whereas satire moves in so smoothly (and often humorously) that it is almost flattering to the offending party to have their faults treated in such a witty manner. In this way, satire truly is the "fineness of raillery" that Dryden claims it to be--it is chastisement for the refined.
 
I have included both the original photograph of you as well as the magazine's illegal copy. As you can clearly see, it is the same photo.
 
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