There this guy driving down this little back farm road. He is starting to get a little hungery. He see a sign and that says apples $5. So he pulls over and ask how much for some apples. And this little farm girl says 1 apple for 5 bucks. And he like Why? She says that they are special apples. One side is chocolate, and the other side is caramel. So the guy buys one and say WOW this side taste like chocolate. And the little farm girl is like turn it around. And the guy is like WOW this does taste like caramel. So he buys a few more and drives off down the road.
He is getting hungry for some more apples when he see a sign for apple $10. And stops and it this little old farm lady. He ask how much. She says 1 for $10, and there special apples. One side is strawberry and the other side is watermelion. And be buys one and says, WOW this does taste like strawberry. And the little old farm lady is says turn it around. And the guy is like WOW this does taste like watermelion. And he buys a few more.
And its getting later in the day when he see a nother sign for apple $25. And he is likw wow, these must be super special apple. And so he stops and ask the little old farmer whats up. The little old farmer is like. Well these are special apple, there pussy flavor. And is like WOW I have to try it. So he buy ones and bites it and say aww this taste like shit. And the little old farmer says turn it around.