The Jail Thread

[darkwillow2007]

Yea sorry, my shits give me away

 

[derriesigeMexikaner]

I don been to hell and back and i ain't quit selling crack

 

[bluesky1]

when im bad, my mom makes me stand in the corner

 

[Andrea1]

lol my friend pointed a bb gun that looked exactly like a colt .45 and a neighbor called the cops.. after that he almost got charged as an adult.. he's 17 and they recovered the gun seeing that it was a bb gun he only got 17 months of community service/house arrest =/

 

[amazedttt]

17 months of community service for doing something legal?

 

[DigitalDreams]

It's not legal to incite panic, not to mention there are a few other laws against pointing BB guns at people.

 

[HSFLOORING]

Oh shit a fackin ninja! What the eph David Blaine?!?!

 

[titi]

i was hoping this was going to be a jailbait thread..

 

[jbizzle]

Except its not legal in the slightest.

 

[malonelyn]

 

[smikesies]

Sounds like your mother and father were horrible failures as parents.

 

[miket]

Oh yea, well im in jail right now for murdering 200 babies. I have 192 consecutive life sentences.

Yea, Im cooler then all of you

This thread sucks, its basically "Lets all brag about our jailtime!"

 

[lillians]

I've done a couple of things that I could get arrested for but I've never been caught. :evilgrin:

 

[TreeAlbero]

I'm on death row in San Quentin state prison. To my right, Charlie Manson (omq he's like my bff jill

 

[Sharkguy]

i kicked a door, I fucking owned it. I sat in a cell for like 15 minutes. I took a pee', awesome.

 

[js2829]

well if you didnt want to talk about it why the fuck did you post?:crash:

 

[Bubbledude]

There is jail in Canada?

 

[Littlemisscouture]

nah they just set you adrift on ice chunks. Your sentence is determined by the currents.

 

[marikam]

i raped a four year old, then i went to jail, got shanked numerous times, got out on parole, now they made me put this on my lawn'

 

[Iloveanimalstt]

there right now.