The Member Depreciation Thread

[h4x0r]

Ewwww....no. Beastiality aint my shebang.

It is wrong that I'm disgusted with you yet also jealous that you don't beat off to one of my exquisite horses?

 

[DougM]

WHW is more than capable of multi-tasking

 

[plizaya]

Do you have many exquisite horses?

I've only got ordinary ones

 

[MayK]

the elitism to this place. Everyone seems to own a horse

arghhh....

too much horseplay for WHW's liking. He's too cool for horses.

 

[mashyoucameron]

See seems is the operative word.

I don't have horses.

They're too much effort.

But seeing as this is the internet I can seem to have as many as I fancy.

Who knows what else we might all seem to be...

Oh crap, that's got me thinking now.

 

[TeKe]

I don't own a freaking horse oh avenger of the working classes aka WHW!!!

My mum wouldn't even buy me a Little Pony when I was little. Oh, how I was neglected!!

 

[nooneisbetterthanmybf]

Like i'm always keen to profess here on ihav, WHW is classless. By that definition, he means he transcends class barriers with poise, errr...dedication and full-blooded....flatulence???

 

[cutestuff27]

My mum wouldn't either.

I had one someone else bought me for my birthday.

It smelt nice...

 

[Laurience]

I transcend class boundaries too- come be a member of the intelligentsia avec moi. It's super blazing.

 

[AlicetheBomb]

wow, so what you're trying to tell me is that here on ihav, virtual reality personified, we can actually lie about what we are/what we do/what we have etc....

**** me einstein

 

[arusegeo]

do they serve frog??

 

[simbabimbak9]

check out post 3949 of the Arsenal thread in the sports section, i.e. the last page!

 

[roklan2000]

I know.

Who'd have thought it.

 

[DanLynn27]

:rofl:

You're all actually fighting because of some men who run around a field chasing a ball for a living.

Boys.

You crack me up.

 

[sandiegan]

honestly? ICTO's clever alright, she has to be to have the great sense of humour she has. Philosophical, innuendos...there's no end to the skills of ICTO. Especially the whispering, now that is talent personified.

 

[BrownsFan]

:blushing:

This place does make me philosolosophise a lot.

must be what happens when people slowly turn your brain to mush

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

and there was I thinking i was stimulating ICTO....intellectually speaking of course

 

[angelae]

Of course...

No I do enjoy our encounters in GD.

They're almost like library fantasys but with less of the groping and more talking.

Ok, so they're not much like them at all...

 

[cutietD]

groping's pretty underrated these days...

right, WHW is off to bed.

 

[mavoonie]

:five:

We will grope tommorrow.

night xx