I'm signing up for the 2010 scouting jamboree, and you're -required- to put a religion. Considering I think they're all rather silly, I need a really ridiculous one to put on the form. I'm thinking about Zorostrainism, considering that one of their main ideas is that everyone will get to swim in lava when the world ends. Nothing that's both ridiculous AND mundane, though - Christianity, Judiasm, and all of the other major religions aren't good answers.