The Official Pimping Thread: LSP

[HopeSoloFan]

Spoiler

You would be surprised at how many women are lazy in modern day society. You would be lucky now adays to have a woman who ain't lazy

 

[dasani40]

It's disgraceful, that's why the divorce rates gone up.

Are you lazy? :hmmm:

Can you cook?

 

[MissB]

No
Yes

 

[MansoorK]

And you're from Manchester? Doesn't add up. Good girl. What's the best dish you can cook?

I can't cook..I don't need to cook. Maybe at Uni I'll need to cook but I can always pay some female like آ$1 an hour or something. Right?

 

[Ewwlee]

Tea is wonderful!

PS. You need to delete some messages in your inbox, it's 100% full = nothing may come in i.e. my mail!

 

[newnanna]

hey stothel you're pretty hot you know


well i just wanted you to know


ok



bye

 

[Coltsgirl]

Best dish: a few African Food and some english food too

آ$1 an hour . Not even minimum wage

 

[GummyWorms]

Mastermind you've got some competition. I bet he has been drooling all over stothel's picture in her profile

 

[FranklinMaPa]

I'll drink tea every hour when I'm 60 :yeah: A cuppa tea solves everything :yep:

P.S. I've deleted the messages now. ihavians should stop bombarding me with fan mail. :no:



What African food? What about indian food (the taste of that is orgasmic)?

Students are normally desperate for money. They'll talk anything. Wouldn't you do it for آ$1?

 

[whatthefuzzx3]

Err depends. If I get a scholaship from LSP then nooooooooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :no: sorry :

 

[fparklin]

Are you starting to hate on me? :hmmm:

You know we're related where it matters...in the heart?

 

[lilgrl26]

oh dear....

i made a pizza tonight....just thought i would let you all know


xxx

 

[DAVIDeP]

so that's why the keyboard's all wet

JOKES joke i JOKE :laughing: :rofl: :laughing: :rofl: :laughing: :rofl: :laughing: :rofl:

 

[cjwcorp]

:toofunny:

 

[JokerWannabe]

chat scares me just thought i'd drop by to say that

 

[stfuitsallyrooefosho]

I can't blame you if that's the case.

Calm down bruh



We don't mean to scare you :console:

 

[sharayne_aerogirl94]

Chat scares you, porque? This is where the fun is!



Fan mail..I was thinking more hate mail from the parents of various users blaming you for seducing their daughters (or sons..who knows..) haha.



Oh lovely, what sort? I'd love a nice pizza right now, but instead I'm eating an orange with a glass of water..too healthy for my liking. I wouldn't mind a nice greasy indian as I've ate barely nothing today

 

[smurkkthejerk]

It doesn't actually scare me, I just thought i'd come look in here as I never had before, and couldn't think of anything else to say

This must be the insomniac's lair, i suppose! I too wouldn't say no to an indian right now.

 

[tezzz3462]

No I ain't hating you & of course you matter in the heart

 

[AlbertT]

It is insomniacs lair, I stay up far too late these days :S my sleeping pattern is absolutely messed! MM, chicken tika masala?? (I'm not even sure if that's how it's spelt)..I definitely want one later now, yum!