The Official Pimping Thread: LSP

Of course Xzibit is a pimp, haven't you see what Xzibit does? He's a real pimp. He's got that all aura about him.

What do you think of Westwood? Be very careful about what you say
 
Ah I spelt it wrong, how shameful.

I think that he is an interesting creature, to say the least.
 
Haha, oh dear. What were you posting about? If it was propaganda to expand the pimpin nation I will not be best pleased at the mods!
 
There there :console:

Westwood is sort of interesting. I mean at least he signed autographs for us when we caught him in McDonalds in London but he was no pimp, he's just an act y'know?

Is your name really Basil? That's oh so posh
 
I do think it's an act, but he's interesting nevertheless. I'd like to see him in a zoo, just for ****s and giggles.

No! I'm a girl, and Basil Hallward is a literary character. :yeah:
 
I suppose he's interesting in a way. At least he keeps it real :yep:

You're a girl? Sorry it's hard to tell :ninja: Apart from the red icon thingy next to your name but my vision is going. It's [strike]porn[/strike] old age I'm telling you.
 
I forgive you, just about :yep: I suppose the weird bloke in my avatar and the username are misleading.

What makes you the master of pimpdom that you are?
 
You should have something feminine, like a handbag/dildo as your avatar and change your username to "LozzieEre2k8" or something like that.

You want to know the secrets of my success? No way :rolleyes: You know there's other men lurking in this thread trying to steal my skills
 
That's not feminine, that's trashy... I should be called something very quaint and foreign, like Ermengarde, and have a kitchen as my avatar. Or dolls.

Yes, will thou teach me master? :woo:
 
Kitchen? I guess that is your place as a woman so it's understandable to have that as your avatar :yep: What does Ermengarde mean? You're getting too technical for me

No I can't teach you. Unless you're prepared to pay me.
 
Ermengarde is a name of Germanic origin which means 'whole' and 'universal'. I was so bored I actually looked it up on Google.

What's your currency?
 
O Skeen. Are you from Germany?

English Pounds. Don't you dare pay me in Zimbabwean Dollars :hmmm:
 
Wrong again bucko, North London.

How about Tanzanian shillings or Nigerian naira? I could probably accomodate those.
 
Well my dad always told me "Women's place is in the wrong". Was he correct or incorrect?



North Weezy :no: East London is where all the cool kids live

Nah those currencies are like worth nothing (are you trying to trick me 'cause if you are I'll call the police on you for fraud/manipulation of innocent young boy). It's all about the آ$'s. :yeah:
 
Your father has yet to meet me, his opinions of the female species shall soon change :yep:
 
I used to live in East London, just about :p: It's calmer up north.

It's a shame, really. I once got happy when I found 50 naira, until somebody told me what it was worth. Bad times. I was hoping your currency would be something like Chupa Chups.
 
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