The Official Pimping Thread: LSP

hey how do you think i got the money for my car!!!! im a gigolo and a pimp baby!!! and no one on ihav is on my level, your all kids you have to learn from the master.

DONT MESS WITH ME GIRL OR I WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOU AND ADD YOU TO MY COLLECTION!!!
 
Hey mastermind, I think I'll apply LSP for Pimpology and Pussyology double major this October, as I was truly inspired by your excellence in 'pimpness'. :p: I have a question though, do you accept bisexual penguins? ;)

oh.. and what is the entrance requirement? I got A* in GCSE Pimpology and triple As in A-Level Pimpology, Pussyology and Dickology. would these qualifications guarantee a place at LSP? ;)
 
Yeah this thread is immortal, it's timeless and ageless. I'm just on ihav typing away after another long day, you?

By the way, what team do you support?

Say Man Utd



Everything.

For those wanting to know about pimping, thenPimping for Dummies is your friend. Purcahse it. :yep:



Bisexual penguins? I'd give the admissions tutor a call just to check innit!

Well, you have to remember LSP is better than Oxbridge. It's just so much better that it's not even in the league tables (that's credit to how good it is). It's a bit like asking me..How long is a piece of string? [strike]8 inches[/strike]
 
I wanted to go...

But I was told I had insufficient pimping experience :(

Hopefully my 100% UMS marks in Pussyology should strengthen my application next year.





fo'shizzle.
 
hmmm... I am fully aware of that LSP is way better than Oxbridge and Ivy-League, but in what sense? :p:
BTW, could you give me some tips on writing PS for Pimpology and Pussyology dual degree?
oh....last thing! A friend of mine told me yesterday that he audited Advanced Prostitution Analysis 101 and liked it so much! :yep:
 
It's fantastic :cool:



I can't give too much away on here. You know those Oxbridge spies come on here looking for ways to close the gap on LSP so I have to be careful with what I say.

Where are you from moonlight?
 
:hi: Hi everybody, I'm sending off my ucas application to LSP for Cribs and Ribs Structural Design tomorrow(fingers crossed) :H Can you give me any tips on what to expect at the interview- I really want to get in! I got an AA at Graffing and Tagging at A Level... but a B at Pimpology do you think the B will really affect my application? My teacher only marked me down because he didn't believe Ladies is Pimps too:yes:. I'm getting it remarked by APB, though (Accredited Pimping Board)
 
Why has all of a sudden this thread turned into how do I get into LSP, need some tips on how to write an LSP statement :confused: :rolleyes:
 
You tell them Christina. I'm getting quite a lot of PM's too!

How are you on this dark night?
 
tried in fact I am gonna go bed now. Have an early start tomorrow.

Oh by the way......................................

WHO IS CHRISTINA :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :shifty:
 
Why are you going to bed so early? It's only 12 past midnight

You are Christina! i call you Christina because one of my long-term female friends is called Christina..but I call her Christi anyway must be some kind of name clash in my head. :S

Anyway, sleep well, dream about me, etc
 
had to get up for 8 (which I didn't :rolleyes: ) anyway I didn't dream about you last night Im afraid :p:
 
Dayum didn't you set your alarm clock or something? Maybe you dreamt about me but you forgot.

We do remember only 6.8% of our dreams. :yep:
 
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