The Presents thread....

[ObamaS]

Lol, thought so.

 

[jjjosh911]

that pint is missing something vital ....

 

[Callilbasketballstarl]

Smilie!!

 

[SoxFanForLife]

I feel so unloved.

 

[ladyjk75]

I'm sorry Wry, there, I brought you your own tank so you can take regular swims. You know, destress and everything.....

 

[aiy]

yay!

Now fill it with single malt scotch.

 

[xenobyte72]

Awwwww, thanks KP and Hapuka


Here ya go wry, ya big fish you.

 

[Twoeyes]

what do i get?

 

[TheBarbats]

Tekken - you get a slap from me

KP - you are the sweetest person ever I love kittens and of all things I thought last night how much I'd like one, you read my mind

I'll give you Rags tied up for Xmas

Seriously, I've got nothing for anyone this Xmas because honestly, baby Jesus had nothing! Not a Playstation, a box of dark chocolate, lingerie, whiskey...NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[abc3672]

Who's this Jesus you're talking about?

I've got a friend who's gardner is a Jesus, but I don't think you mean him do you?

 

[Nunitak]

Oh, haha Mei. I just find this commercialisation of Xmas a load of BS. I'm not even Christian and it makes me want to set people on fire.

 

[hokieboy]

Feeling festive i see?

 

[WaffleY]

Nah, Christians are into crucifixion and stoning, immolation is a Buddhist schtick.

 

[Waldo]

Does it involve rubbing things together to start a flame?

Or are we talking about kerosene and a match?

 

[Butternut27]

I give this to all the men.


http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=2717&imgCollectId=135

 

[meg6070]

Do I get a present?

 

[besavatris]

this is for naughtyknight. he knows why and whatfor.

 

[JeJeV]

spookyFBI, i'm looking for one for you, but everything i want to give you would get me binned.

auntiepink (even though she hasn't been online in a while), this one's for you:

 

[Fallout]

Jews are into crucifixion and stoning..........

But us christians are into running around the street whipping ourselves, wearing sandpaper undies and whacking ourselves over the head with bibles chanting random words in latin.

 

[williamy]

ohhhhhhhhh....... No present for me, I think I might sit in the corner where nobody loves me, I might as well jump off a cliff and die........ No one will remeber me except for being an martial artist wannabe.

I think I will jump into my sandpaper undies, run around whipping myself and chanting random words in latin while whacking myself over the head with the holy bible. (The new international version) Because im a noob!