albertluu009
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You stole your avvy
The thread of GREAT phrases.....
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thealmightystupidone
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where the fuck have you been?
CharlotteW
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A soldier does not fight because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.
Are you seriously suggesting that coconuts migrate?
I shall fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Umm ill tink of some more later, my sig aswell
Are you seriously suggesting that coconuts migrate?
I shall fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Umm ill tink of some more later, my sig aswell
"we would eventually replace it if we had to, i mean what dolphin or whale wouldn't appreciate a giant glowing death laser belonging to america to win its war with the world in the place of the moon that can only b called the death star"
-Me in the "Lets Blow Up The Moon Thread"
"The purpose is not to die for your country its to make the enemy die for his."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
"War is hell."
"Only two things are infinant: Human Stupidity and The Universe - and i'm not sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein
"I like escalaters. They can never break down, they can only become stairs. They should have a sign - "Temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.""
-Mitch Hedburg
-Me in the "Lets Blow Up The Moon Thread"
"The purpose is not to die for your country its to make the enemy die for his."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
"War is hell."
"Only two things are infinant: Human Stupidity and The Universe - and i'm not sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein
"I like escalaters. They can never break down, they can only become stairs. They should have a sign - "Temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.""
-Mitch Hedburg
adameburris70
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i was told this while drunk and groping some random bitch on a patio-
"yesterday's history and tomorrow's a mystery, all that matters is what your dick is inside of right now."
"yesterday's history and tomorrow's a mystery, all that matters is what your dick is inside of right now."
peachesncream
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Some of my personal favorites, forgot i had a file for these
"Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
-Winston Churchill
"All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke
"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."
-Herbert Hoover
"Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share."
-Ned Dolan
"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The
hard part is doing it."
-Norman Schwarzkopf
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character,
give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln
"There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the
enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."
-General William Thornson
"Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder."
-Unknown
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. Air Force Marshal
"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to
visit violence on those who would harm us."
-George Orwell
"Teamwork is essential, it gives them other people to shoot at."
-Unknown
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of
those men who goes into battle."
-General Norman Schwarzkopf
"Incoming fire has the right of way." -Unknown
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
-John F. Kennedy
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal
"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"I think the human race needs to think about killing. How much evil must we do
to do good?"
-Robert McNamara
"Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
-Winston Churchill
"All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke
"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."
-Herbert Hoover
"Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share."
-Ned Dolan
"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The
hard part is doing it."
-Norman Schwarzkopf
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character,
give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln
"There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the
enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."
-General William Thornson
"Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder."
-Unknown
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. Air Force Marshal
"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to
visit violence on those who would harm us."
-George Orwell
"Teamwork is essential, it gives them other people to shoot at."
-Unknown
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of
those men who goes into battle."
-General Norman Schwarzkopf
"Incoming fire has the right of way." -Unknown
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."
-John F. Kennedy
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal
"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"I think the human race needs to think about killing. How much evil must we do
to do good?"
-Robert McNamara
photochickt
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"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you."
doworkson7
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you didnt make this.:dodgy:
fatmac6113
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"Then again the world wouldn't have to deal with the prospect of you returning to your cretinous, daughter fucking trailer park, red state, shithole and producing mutant, whiskey tango, scrotum faced, buck toothed, zit exploding progeny". - sgt colbert
livinfortheweekend2
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Can someone find the thread this originated from, it was like wierdest place you've taken a piss or something like that
it was golden
it was golden
BertfromBrandon
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Who the fuck is ganghi? 
