When I used to work for the Public Works back in HS during the summer, we got called by some old lady who had a dead blue jay stuck the the grill of her car.....
He's had a few weird calls, but once he was called to the scene of a guy tripping bad on acid. The guy was completely naked and he said he was really cold, so my dad told the guy to twist his nipples. The guy started twisting his own nipples to get warm