Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

My entire inner forearm is swollen up thanks to that wasp. I got woken up 2 times in the night by how badly it was itching.

It seems to be full of fluid. If you poke the right one you just feel tendons and what not...my left on the other hand feels like a water balloon.
 
There is only one shade of purple worth having Deep Purple!

‪Smoke on the water‬‏ - YouTube
 
I'm quite partial to rain, when it's purple...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l75skRMlXk
 
Not in the heels he wears!

He's my ideal man - he wears the heels, make up and frills, so I don't have to!
 
Why would I go to A and E just for some inflaofftopiction and itching? I'm not even in pain it's just pissing me right off by itching, and looks like I've been using synthol but only on one side...
 
Not taking Prince seriously gets you 5 ticks in the 'negatives' column!
 
No it doesn't. Simple fact is I don't need you to wear frills. I like you as you are.
 
well, you COULD tell people you've been doing wrist curls

in any case, tried draining it? (assuming it's even possible)
 
Hungry. Very very hungry. I don't like being hungry.




I'm going to eat. That would help.
 
Never mind DOMS, after being stuck on a motorway for hours yesterday, stuck behind slow shoppers and further traffic today I have a new acronym - DOMF

Delayed onset mental fatigue.

Never fear though, I have discovered a cure - brandy and coke, with a joint of beef in the oven.
 
No, some ice worked a bit though...it's still swollen but it looks like normal flesh as opposed to a deep red waterballoon though.
 
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